Saturday, October 14, 2006

Here are some interesting facts about Bangalore

1. Bangalore has the impeccable record of highest growth within a span of 20 Years

2. Bangalore has highest number of pubs in Asia.

3. Bangalore has highest number of cigarette smokers in India.

4. Bangalore has the highest number of software companies in India-212, followed by Hyderabad - 108, Pune - 97. Hence called the Silicon Valley of India

5. Bangalore has 21 engineering colleges, which is highest in the world in a given city. Bangalore University has 57 Engineering colleges affiliated to it, which is highest in the world.

6. Bangalore is the only city in the world to have commercial and defense Airport operating from the same strip.

7. Bangalore has highest number of public sectors and government Organizations in India.

8. Bangalore university has highest number of students going abroad for higher studies taking the first place from IIT-Kanpur.

9. Bangalore has only 48% of local population (i.e.Kannadigas) .Hence a true cosmopolitan with around 25% Tamilians, 14% Telugites, 10% Keralites, 8% Europeans, and 6% a mixture of all races.

10. Bangalore police has the reputation of being second best in India after Delhi.

11. Bangalore has the highest density of traffic in India.

12. Bangalore has the highest number of 2-wheelers in the world.

13. Bangalore is considered the fashion capital of east comparable to Paris

15. Bangalore has produced the maximum international sportsmen in India for all sports ahead of even Mumbai & Delhi.

16. Bangalore has produced the maximum number of scientists considered for Nobel Prize nominations.

17. Bangalore has produced the highest number of professionals in USA almost 60% of the Indian population abroad is from Bangalore (except Gulf).

18. Bangalore is famous for THREE: Software Professionals, Girls and Dogs.

19. Bangalore is famous for its dog bites, an average of 12 people are bitten by stray dogs per MINUTE somewhere in Bangalore!!! !!!!!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

CAN U BEAT THIS RESUME !!!!!!!!!!!!!

RESUME

EDUCATION /Qualification:

1950: Stood first i! n BA (Hons), Economics, Punjab University ,
Chandigarh ,
1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Panjab University ,
Chandigarh ,
1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's
College, Cambridge ,
1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge ,
1957; DPhil ( Oxford ), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India's
export competitiveness

OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience:

Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59;
Reader, Economics, 1959-63;
Professor, Economics, Panjab University , Chandigarh , 1963-65;
Professor,International Trade, Delhi School of Economics ,University of Delhi,1969-71 ;
Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University , New Delhi,
1976 and
Delhi School of Economics , University of Delhi ,1996 and
Civil Servant

Working Experience/ POSITIONS :

1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade

1972-76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance

1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India ; Director, Industrial
Development Bank of India ;Alternate governor for India , Board of governors, Asian Development Bank;Alternate governor for India , Board of governors, IBRD

November 1976 - April 1980: Secretary, ministry of finance
(Department of economic affairs); Member, finance, Atomic Energy Commission; Member,finance, Space Commission

April 1980 - September 15, 1982 : Member-secretary, Planning
Commission

1980-83: Chairman , India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study committee

September 16, 1982 - January 14, 1985 : Governor, Reserve Bank of India .

1982-85: Alternate Governor for India , Board of governors,
International Monetary Fund

1983-84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister

1985: President, Indian Economic Association

January 15, 1985 - July 31, 1987 : Deputy Chairman, Planning
Commission

August 1, 1987 - November 10, 19 90: Secretary-general and
commissioner, south commission, Geneva

December 10, 1990 - March 14, 1991 : Advisor to the Prime Minister on economic affairs

March 15, 1991 - June 20, 1991 : Chairman, UGC

June 21, 1991 - May 15, 1996 : Union finance minister

October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket

June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha

1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance

August 1, 1996 - December 4, 1997 : Chairman, Parliamentary standing committee on commerce

March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha

June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on finance

August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on rules

Aug 1998-2001: Member, committee of privileges 2000 onwards: Member, executive committee, Indian parliamentary group

June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha

Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes committee

BOOKS:

India 's Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth -
Clarendon Press, Oxford University, 1964; also published a large number of articles in various economic journals.

OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS :

Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge , 1956

Padma Vibhushan, 1987

Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993;

Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia , 1993 and 1994

INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS:

1966: Economic Affairs Officer

1966-69: Chief, financing for trade section, UNCTAD

1972-74: Deputy for India in IMF Committee of Twenty on
International Monetary Reform

1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings

1980-82: Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting

1982: Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting

1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus 1993: Human Rights World Conference, Vienna

RECREATION :

Gymkhana Club, New Delhi; Life Member, India International Centre,
New Delhi

Name: Dr Manmohan Singh

DOB: September 26, 1932

Place of Birth: Gah ( West Punjab )

Father: S. Gurmukh Singh

Mother: Mrs Amrit Kaur

Married on: September 14, 1958

Wife: Mrs Gursharan Kaur

Children: Three daughters

Our Prime Minister seems to be the most qualified PM all over the
world.

Pass this to every INDIAN.... and be PROUD to be an INDIAN

Thursday, September 21, 2006

What is your salary per Minute....


Indra Nooyi
What: New Pepsi Chief How much: Rs 2,911 per minute (from October 11)
Chennai-born 50-year-old Indra Nooyi was the Chief Financial Officer (CFO)
of PepsiCo, the US-based soft drink major. In that capacity, her
remuneration stood at $5 million (over Rs 23 crore). With her promotion
this
year, Nooyi becomes one of the highest paid CEOs in the world, with an
announced remuneration of $33 million (approximately Rs 153 crores). This
means Nooyi makes a whopping Rs 2,911 per minute.

*All figures based on media reports



Dr Manmohan Singh
What: Prime Minister of India
How much: Rs 0.57 per m inute

An economist by profession, Dr Singh has formerly served in the
International Monetary Fund. His economics education included an
undergraduate and a master's degree from Punjab University ; an
undergraduate
degree from Cambridge ; and a doctorate from Oxford University . One of the
most educated Indian prime ministers in history, Singh also served as the
finance minister under prime minister Narasimha Rao. In his present
capacity, Singh is paid Rs 3,60,000 annually, i.e. Rs 0.57 per minute.



Amitabh Bachchan
What: Actor
How much: Rs 361 per minute


Kaun Banega Crorepati? Apparently, Mr Bachchan! With more endorsements and
film releases per year than successful actors half his age, Bachchan's
take-home last year was around Rs 19 crore - that's Rs 361 per minute.



Brij Mohan Lall Munjal
What: Chief of Hero Group
How much: Rs 255 per minute


The patriarch of the Hero Group received the Life-time achievement award
for 'Excellence in Corporate Governance' by the Institute of Company
Secretary of India this year. Brij Mohan Lall Munjal earned about Rs 13.4
crore last
year. He continues to be the world's largest motorcycle manufacturer and
fuels his bank balance with Rs 255 per minute.


Shah Rukh Khan
What: Actor
How much: Rs 247 per minute

The King Khan, who started off modestly as a 'Fauji', made about Rs 13
crore last year. This included his endorsement deals for Pepsi, Hyundai
Santro - and of course, wetting himself in a bathtub, surrounded by women
for HLL's Lux. How much per minute?



Mukesh Ambani
What: CMD of Reliance Industries Ltd
How much: Rs 413 per minute

Head honcho of the $16.5 billion Reliance Industries Limited, Mukesh Ambani
was ranked the world's 56th richest man in Forbe's list. But since this is
only about salaries (and the like), we'll completely ignore his other
earnings. Last year, Mr Ambani earned Rs 21.72 crore; a neat growth of 87
per cent over his previous year's earnings. He makes not less than Rs 413
per minute.


Sachin Tendulkar
What: Cricketer
How much: Rs 1,163 per minute

India's most loved sportsman makes a lot more than most CEOs of Indian
companies; going by his annual remuneration for 2004-2005. Breaking it
down, his three-year contract for endorsements is worth Rs 180 crores. He
is also paid Rs 2,35,000 for a five-day test match and Rs 2,50,000 for one
dayers.

A little bit of elementary math: This highest paid cricketer in the world
makes around Rs 61.15 crore a year, or Rs 1,163 per minute


Dr A P J ABDUL Kalam
What: President of India
How much: Rs 1.14 per minute

Before taking on the reins of this country, Dr A P J Kalam played a leading
role in the development of India's missile and nuclear weapons programmes -
so much so - that he's fondly referred to as the 'Missile Man'. In the
early
1990s, he served as scientific adviser to the government, and his prominent
role in India 's 1998 nuclear weapons tests established Kalam as a national
hero. For all his work in his present capacity as President of the world's
largest de mocracy, Kalam draws an annual remuneration of Rs 6,00,000 or Rs
1.14 per minute.



DON'T start calculating your salary. Such currency (fraction of paise) is yet to be invented.


Saturday, August 19, 2006

Three Worst Men

There were three men competing to see who the worst one in the world is.

The first one attacked a woman and raped her so savagely that she fainted. He turned to the others and said, "I am the worst one of all."

The second man stepped up and beat her until her teeth fell out and she bled from her nose and ears until she was almost dead. He turned to the others and said, "No one can be worse than me."

The third one stepped up, smiled coldly, and said, "No, I am the worst one even though I just stood by and watched, because this woman is my sister.

The woman here represents Lebanon and Palestine.
The first man is Israel.
The second is America & the West.
The third is the Arab world that stood by and did nothing.